British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football... not soccer.

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs, not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something. (Cattle Dog)

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel. ("i")
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[x] You know what a Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[x] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a on, un, an, in, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St.Pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have hair everywhere.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You refer to people as 'dawg' or 'homie'.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You play/have played the piano.
[x] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh, sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to pre-school.
[ ] You like Limburger cheese.

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh a lot.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.

American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

French
[x] You enjoy pastry.
[x] You like to walk most places or ride a bus/train, not drive.
[ ] You enjoy wine.
[x] You're rather rude to those who don't speak your language well.
[x] Love to speak formal French.